So, I’ve been pretty bad the past few years, forgetting Australia Day completely until like a week later. Luckily, I saw a wikipedia entry on Tim Tam Slams today, which flipped a switch in my brain, sending me searching for the date of Australia Day, which I knew was this week. Lo and behold, it is today. I’m brilliant.
In appropriate fashion, I shall go home tonight, throw a boomarang at my neighbours, spread vegemite on a buttered piece of toast, eat some arnott’s biscuits (cookies) & crackers, cover myself in Nutella, and drink about 14 Utah beers to equal one bottle of the Tasmanian stuff.
Okay, so maybe not…